A long-term house guest who takes advantage of his hosts and refuses to take a hint about when it’s time to leave.
by ZtyX April 9, 2018
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by mike kaelin June 1, 2018
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A danish slang word for a woman who undergo several cosmetic surgeries to follow a "Beauty Standard" but instead end up more ugly.
They are also often married to much older rich men.
They are also often married to much older rich men.
by woober1236 January 13, 2026
Get the Plastik Kælling mug.It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is
by 69696969686968 May 6, 2019
Get the Cooper loves kaelynn more mug.Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.
Luca you think you love Kaeli more? Go read Biology of Kaeli. Page 16 says it all. Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.
by Lunaasaurus May 28, 2023
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