kyle v'dovec

He's got a big booty so they call him big booty

Larg man

Kyle V'Dovec is not real

by jimtthonthy October 15, 2018

Kyle With A K

Very egotistical. Claims to play a lot of instruments but can barely play their own. Probably has no foot, or a really shitty one. also has a shitty hairstyle. Just a really uncool guy.

“That guy is such a Kyle With A K, all he does is yell at people”.

by Tuna twilight September 8, 2018

kylephobic

the fear of a transphobic piece of shit named kyle. he IS the embodiment of cursed energy and believes he has a say in the identity of trans people.

i'm proud to be kylephobic, babey!!!

by kyle's fucking mom November 7, 2018

Kyle turner

A Kyle turner from bromsgrove is a mongole who’s Mom is peng and dad has an egg head he thinks he’s sick because he used to live in America but no one actually likes him

That Kyle turner is so dodgy no one likes him

by Hill top November 14, 2018

Kyle

Smokes weed and can stop playing super smash bros ultimate

Person 1: have you seen kyle?
Person 2: probably watching the jets game

by Swiper666 March 9, 2019

kylephelia

An extreme anxiety of not having little boys with you.

the pope must have kylephelia.

My uncle must have had kylephelia

by ThenTsar April 9, 2019

kyle cochrane

a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.

"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"

by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019