Kyle

Kyle has abnormal genetics- we believe that his genes have been infected with an extraordinary disease (first time in history), which makes his bum look like a one of a kind, fat ass!! This makes his body shape look like a pear. He plays video games in his room for 24 hours, everyday- this is another conspiracy theory why Kyle's fat ass is so para-normally gigantic like someone living on American food. All the food he eats goes down to his butt-cheeks, which makes sense why his peen is so tiny; it is the size of an atom. Every Instagram post he posts, he is wearing a dressing gown (I still don't know why, but he acts like it's the latest fashion trend). Best not to mention, but Kyle has acne all over his pale back. His six pack is covered by a layer of pretty thick fat!! Cough, cough... 10 cm... oh wait... it's 15 cm!! Silly me!!

Kyle: Hi. (talking to Stranger)

Stranger: Hey FAT ASS!!

Kyle: Huh?

Stranger: How much for that spotty pillow? (Stranger not realising that the spots on his ass is acne)

Kyle: GET IN!! I'M A PROSTITUTE!!

by Unbearable Spoon October 16, 2019

Kyle

A asswhole who thinks they are very handsome but really are a trash bag

Wow Kyle looks just like his twin trash can

by HiIamthebest March 22, 2019

kyle

giant nigga with an 18 pounder slapping your boobs during anal. Goes through the ass out the mouth and droops on your titties.

kyle just gave me anal while i sucked his dick at the same time!

by penis pounder 69 March 17, 2017

Kyle

A semi-dorky boy who is really outgoing and funny.

"Did you see that basketball guy?"
"Oh yeah that's totally Kyle."

by lala_thanksbye January 11, 2015

Kyle

The process whereby one separates good and bad quality items, or women, through active participation.
A form of testing.

In order to ensure accurate results we had to Kyle each candidate.

by Alterpenguin March 10, 2008

Kyle

A little bitch ass nigga who can't do shit and also a pussy. Also can't afford his own house because he broke. On the good side they are cute.

Jacob: come on lets go sneak out to the party.
Gabe: ughh I don't think that a good idea.
Jacob: OMG. You're such a Kyle

by AAR0511 March 03, 2015

Kyle

A supposedly sweet guy(according to a single hyperactive kid) who in reality is kind of an asshole and a real bitch to his roommates. But no body cares because he is off with a lesbian cult half the time. He is also in constant denial of being Jewish which is kind of sad, but what ever.

Person 1: Hey Kyle whats up?
Kyle: *ignores person one*
Person 2: Don't feel too bad Kyle is a bitch.

Person 1: Kyle are you Jewish?
Person 2: I'm not Jewish dammit!

by zander1390 October 19, 2014