Johnny Depp

The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!

by Somebody December 16, 2003

johnny depp

Johnny Depp is my Purple Rose of Cairo, he is what I want I wanted to be, he is an angel in human form.

Look at his face, feel his empathy. And you will agree: Johnny Depp is an angel.

by jeaney September 17, 2006

Saucy Johnny

When one person snorts ejaculate from their hand or a surface after having performed oral sex on the person.

I paid her fifteen extra dollars to pull the old "Saucy Johnny"

by Saucy Johnny January 26, 2009

johnny depp

Johnny Depp is the best actor of the last 20 years and the coolest man on the planet. There is no question of his physical beauty but he is so generous, kind, humble and sweet that it makes him 1,000 times more gorgeous than should be humanly possible.

The grace of God is in Johnny Depp's eyes.

by alwaysjohnny December 10, 2008

johnny damon

An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.

Four .300 seasons since 1995 do not make Johnny Damon anything special.

by Nickey Shea July 28, 2005

Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

Johnny Depp

he is too beautiful for words.
his beauty,style,acting,voice,looooooooks, everything is perfect. He is one of the best and hottest actors alive. His movies are the best and he is becoming very successful and hott. he is himself and I respect that. and looks hella good in eyeliner.
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whoa johnny depp is one hunk. especially with all that eyeliner... whoaa i want him.

by britttttt. October 22, 2006