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turqouise jewelry

Women who wear turqouise jewelry do so believing that it makes them look like a young indian squaw. In reality turqouise screams less "indian squaw" and more "I'm over 50 and I smell like coffee and cigarettes".
Did you see so and so wearing her turqouise jewelry? Yeah, that old lady smells like coffee and cigarettes.
by pedro liberty July 12, 2011
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sandy jewels

When ur balls get sandy after u go to the beach
Jeeze after going the beach I got some major sandy jewels
by John colt April 21, 2014
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flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016
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barbara jewell

A woman who has a heart of gold and is always going to put you first and think of herself last she is someone who you will spend the rest of your life with
Barbara jewell is the jewel of my life
by Jewell90 December 19, 2016
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Big Jewell

A really fat lard who likes to eat only cupcakes.
Wow look he has a cupcake he must be a Big Jewell.
by Vivo Lasso February 26, 2017
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anthony jewell

A raging homo who is known for being a dick lover. He often likes to fart in his hand so he can catch a big whiff. what a homo.
Anthony Jewell is said to be so gay that he touched Jon once and lived.
by The6thDollsDrawer May 3, 2017
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stool jewels

Corn in your poop.
Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
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