jazz

A stuck up genre of music listened to by hipsters that live with their parents and have a degree in psychology.

bro no 1: i saw somebody listening to jazz earlier
bro no 2: who actually does that

by topbuttondude June 27, 2024

ECM Jazz

A type of jazz music that is associated with the record label ECM. Common characteristics in ECM jazz is drawn out compositions and focus on atmosphere over melody, usually taking cues from other genres such as Classical or New Age.

Dude 1: When did you get all of these records?

Dude 2: It's all ECM Jazz, so I got it for a bargin.

by montezumas00322 July 29, 2024

Jazz

An amazing person who everyone loves.

Is that Jazz?

Yeah she’s so nice.

by StarTrekLover2005 December 27, 2020

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013

Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick

"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."

by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022

jazz

another word for drama or beef

josh: “do you guys still have jazz?”

grace: “nah man, all that jazz was made up.”

by jazzmonster June 18, 2022

Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.

Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE

by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019