This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.
by JasonBallins January 24, 2019
Get the Jason Ballinsmug. The God of all mole rats and he will kill you and your family if you defy him. His apprentice is Mya Brown she is the leader of the northern squad. Jason is often seen with his army of mole rats and has sexual encounters with most of them, regardless of their gender. When he gets mad, he will unleash his army of mole rats. Jason's ultimate plan is to start World War 3 and take over the world.
by Jason Friesen November 23, 2018
Get the Jason Friesenmug. 
by YoMudda November 4, 2013
Get the Jason yumug. Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!
by My friend jason January 18, 2022
Get the Jason johnmug. An awesome person that's sexy and handsome he's a good friend to girls and a loyal friend to his guy friends Jason allens are very smart and have a lot of friends also may have a sister and lots of black and other race friends that are awesome to hang around
by Dabgod32 April 20, 2017
Get the jason allenmug. The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.
“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication
“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication
“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020
Get the Jason Bournedmug.