Jack

Jacks are the biggest cunts ever, no jack is cool and they have no friends and are probably adopted. Great at footy but a major cunt.

"Wow is that jack playing soccer?"

"Yea, he's really good! but what a cunt"

by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Jack

(noun) To abandon manly activites in favor of anal sex with another male at a gay ass orgy.

Dude, he just pulled a Jack on us. Dont worry, I told him to double wrap.

by candycornwhore November 8, 2011

Jack

The most awkward person that has ever lived.

Girl 1: Did you talk to Jack at the alumni meeting today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's still as awkward as ever...

by jackisweird October 21, 2012

Jack

A ugly dick head that really always wants to bang a person called emma. But emma sometimes has different feelings for him. Also everyone teases him about it

"hey emma want to hang out" "get the f*ck away jack, you ugly bastard."

by duawhd March 13, 2019

jack

Another name for an ashtray. people called jack have a tendency to get spliffs doubted on them and smoke loads of fags.

man 1~ can you pass the ashtray?
man 2 - you mean the jack?

by getkettynbenzo April 10, 2020

Jack

Lazy, fat, arrogant little shit who always need to have his way like the little lazy bitch he is. He's most likely a fucking libtard who sucks cock like the gay community supporter he is. He's ugly as shit and super annoying and no one likes him.

I hope that Jack kid flies out the windshield of car in an accident and cracks his neck.

by D I C C W E T T I December 5, 2018

Jack

A tall racist mean asshat who owes his friend money. He can often be found eating rubbish out of your bin and throwing babies at walls. He also caused WW2. kill him on sight but beware he eats kill me come back stronger pills so watch your back.

Jack is a rocket hopping simpleton

by Notajarmanbitch April 18, 2019