Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

italian torlillas

This word is a great way to explain a very geourgous dick. you say it as a compliment to men.

Ex :

me : Damn U have such a italian torlillas!
him : thaks ur wap is also great!

by wapppppppp yummy February 15, 2023

Italian geyser

When you cum not only in a girls mouth but also on her tits.

Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!

Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.

Vito: Hell yeah.

by yankees2738 January 2, 2014

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

Italian mobster

A member of the Italian mafia

Francesco your a fat Italian mobster and a traitor to your country. Mama mia

by planeboy July 3, 2021

Italian muscle

When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.

"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"

by Michelangelo November 29, 2021