wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 22, 2011

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009

They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

by Rrcndkvjeighcjdmmdjcmrmffjjvmf November 25, 2018

they did surgery on a grape

(Posh version for Posh people)

They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.

Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.

Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.

by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018

Sour Grapes

an unfortunate circumstance, or when something doesn't go your way. use it instead of saying "that's too bad" or "that sucks"

oh no you missed the bus? that's sour grapes for you, man

you can't come to the party? that's Sour Grapes!

by Jamaican By Blood July 6, 2004

stinky pink grapes

hemmerhoids

hope the doctor can give me some cream for these stinky pink grapes

by sick boy 123 October 11, 2010

Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003