conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

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Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

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Friday moment

That moment on Friday when you suddenly realize it's Friday.

Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."

by opalhat August 22, 2014

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Jack Friday

Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.

I love Chuck Norris, but Jack Friday just beats him in everything.

by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023

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Foo Friday

In reference to a guranteed black out at the foo crib. Foo Friday offers guests the opportunity to become belligerently drunk and make terrible decisions!

Hey guess what tomorrow is? It’s foo Friday! Guess it’s time to black out.

by Foogway August 4, 2022

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