Taint Knocking

Verb: When one grabs a person's testicles firm in their hand and knocks them against the person's own taint, as if knocking on the door with a traditional door knocker.

Tyler: "Bro, they tried this new thing called "taint knocking" on me last night."
Brett: "Yeah? How was it?
Tyler: "Not great......"

by Clit Mckinnon May 19, 2021

Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."

by Bearringsd December 26, 2018

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018

taint stripe

The sweaty foul smelling stripe your taint leaves in your underwear after a hot day.

It was so hot today, I left a wicked taint stripe in my boxers.

by Beerisgasoline May 16, 2017

Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery

I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there

by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023

zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.

OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

face tainting

Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.

My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting

by Bitch Bee July 30, 2017