Italian lean

The exaggerated lean over a plate of pasta that Italians do

Hey if your going to eat that you better use the Italian lean or you'll get it all over your shirt

by Italy1996 September 24, 2016

italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison July 26, 2016

Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.

When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.

by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020

Tax In Italian

When imposta sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Mario: Hey Luigi

Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian

Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021

Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021