My crush

A person that has a 90% chance of bit liking you back but the 1% keeps you going. You also stare at them, and you’re a creep now.

I’m very sad because my crush has a girlfriend.

by HereIAmDontAskWhy March 18, 2022

vertical crush

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).

The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.

by kari1981 January 4, 2011

Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.

It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.

by Lololololoh February 28, 2023

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Velvet Crush

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red

I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.

by NattyBoh Gillespie February 22, 2009

Bored crush

A bored crush is a crush that you find in a time of boredom. You generally have controversial feelings towards them. These feelings often change from time to time regularly.

Mariah: So, Shakira. Do you still like the guy with the curls?
Shakira: No
3 hours later...
Shakira: Hey, Mariah you know that guy with the curls... Yeah I like him.
Mariah: ugh you must have a bored crush.

by Mongarong May 16, 2017

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014