Bath County Virginia

The small town with a huge hotel right in the middle of main street, with no stop lights, where everyone is your cousin in some way.

Do you take baths up there in bath county virginia?

by bathco07 August 23, 2009

birds take a bath

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.

"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."

by SneakyWalrus26 December 3, 2013

Shit the Bath

When things get very out of hand, and in not so many words, completely fucked.

"After I realized I had come to be between the cub and mother grizzly, I realized I was in a real shit the bath situation."

by MooseMaddox July 31, 2008

bath-hole

Someone who uses the bathroom for too long, or someone who uses the bathroom and doesn't clean up after themselves.

Kelly: Man, Fred was such a bath-hole tonight! I was waiting outside the bathroom for sooo long, I thought I might've shat all over the hallway! And when he did finally come out, he didn't even light a match!
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.

by Spatchmo December 28, 2008

Vaginal Steam Bath

When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.

Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath

by CactusKing February 21, 2014

human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

Cincinnati bird bath

Filling your partners mouth with blue sports drink and dunking your scrotum in and out of it, simulating a bird in a puddle of water.

Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.

by tillergng July 27, 2015