Damn that hurt

A very lesbian term that people use to express they are hurt

I️ know what you said about me damn that hurt

by BEN LOMBARDI FAN February 26, 2018

ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.

Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

hursty

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.

Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|

by haze December 28, 2003

Hurting Ball

Once believed to be a monster in hiding, but eventually turned out to be a practice golf ball. It was believed back in '92 that they lived in your lawn and would snip at your toes using long snouts with teeth on the end

OUCH motherfucka i just got bit by a hurting ball-- um.. i mean a practice golf ball lol!?

by Big Bear Stalker September 28, 2003

playing hurt

getting injured while engaging in sexual intercourse, i.e. a hamstring pull, but instead of calling it quits due to injury, you continue to have great sex until it's over and everyone is satisfied.

Mary: Wow, that was some amazing sex.
Dave: Yes, I know...and I was playing hurt!

by The Man 24 April 4, 2006

Butt Hurt

When you eat spicy food, then when pooping it out later/diarrhea and it hurts your butt.

Matt was Butt Hurt after he ate he ate jalapeño peppers.

by Butt Hurt July 6, 2014