hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.

Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!

by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018

Haircut-meter

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!

Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!

by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019

Haidon

Absolutely The Best Niggas in The Game. They Short but make up for it with a Big 🍆. Will hold you down no matter what!

“Haidon, That Dick Good” said insert female name
“IK” replies Haidon

by clout philosophy October 3, 2019

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

by Youoyo March 17, 2021

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Gimmick Hair

When a person has an "edgy" haircut. The gimmick is that no one can see past the hair into how lame or unattractive the person is.

"Dude that guy was so cool"
"What?! No he wasn't. He had gimmick hair!"

by babooforu April 23, 2009