Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy Senpai

Gay

I am so Greasy Senpai

by NobodyToSave July 25, 2022

Greasy tup

A person of European decent with fair skin afflicted with ephelides also characterized as having fair hair usually the everlasting color of a clear tupperware bowl after you eaten spaghetti from it just one time. synonyms: ginger, carrot top, fire crotch.

That was the nicest little "greasy tup" that i've ever spoken to I thought they weren't supposed to have souls....

by Reapers_Gambit March 18, 2025

greasy

the way i like my men

“i like my men greasy”

by zorg worg January 9, 2023

Greasy kebab

A word used by a group to people to call the simp him self Glucose_legend

God that greasy kebab is a real simp

by Twink_Tucker January 6, 2021

Greasy Pegsniffer

A slang term meaning a greasy condom.

Some guy: bro you're so greasy after swimming in that grease pool, you Greasy Pegsniffer
other guy: fuck you

by THHESMS November 6, 2023

Greasy Toolbox

Vagina.

You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010