greasy pineapple

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose January 13, 2018

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Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

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The art of jacking off while taking a shit in a portojohn after being stuck on an oilfield job location for 3 days.

Man, gimme 15 minutes before we start this short trip... I need to take a greasy sherk.

by Stuntcack June 28, 2014

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While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick

“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”

by Metanarchy267 October 01, 2020

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A slang term meaning a greasy condom.

Some guy: bro you're so greasy after swimming in that grease pool, you Greasy Pegsniffer
other guy: fuck you

by THHESMS November 06, 2023

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That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 12, 2018

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fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare April 30, 2012

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