Goon

a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.

Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner

by Leslie Noble Devotie January 4, 2014

Goonbag

Native aboriginal Australian word meaning "silver pillow"

Can't wait for Centrelink to open to get myself a goonbag for another goodnights sleep on the silver pillow

by Drongo Dave December 3, 2019

Goon

A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.

'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'

by cup cake August 10, 2005

goon

means gangster or possibly thug.

wuu2?
you know, just going go jam with my goons.

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whats going on bruv?
nothing allie just jamming with my goons init.

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naaaaaa man my goons will BANG YOU.

by Feeeeeeeeee again ;) June 29, 2009

goon

stemming from a rare and illusive form of panda in southeast asia this modern genome of human tends to be the most affeminent form of homosexual in the world...ever...

gooooooooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooooooooon
gooooooooooooooooooooooooon

by jimer nenumany May 13, 2005

goon

Guy poon a.k.a. gay sex

Look at Eric; it looks like he's trying to get some goon from Steve.

by aleftynamedtony May 13, 2006

goon

Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.

Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.

by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY August 25, 2008