Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016

golshit

Golshit is someone who Talks insignificant stuff and who tries to be funny.

You Are Really Golshit

by Sunad February 17, 2017

Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.

I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017

gobshire

When someone is a low key crazy pedo

Phillip is a gobshire a real creep

by Frank Galigar August 14, 2017

gioshuan

Gioshuan is a handsome male who loves to work out and keep his body fit. He is usually pale with Latin descendance. He is a cool guy to be around. He can be funny kind, but sometimes kind of a dick. He is very loyal and passionate about his lover. He can also be romantic and he's great in bed. He will keep you satisfied

" gioshuan is doing legs again"

by Gumballe October 7, 2017

Gooch

A term that refers to the digital pets ‘Tamagotchis’

Yo dude, how’s your gooch looking

by Gooch tamer November 4, 2017