by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007
Get the Goose Dick mug.1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.
by steviep. March 3, 2010
Get the Goose mug.A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.
by TheRotArm July 7, 2004
Get the goose mug.A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.
Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!
That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
by George Adams May 21, 2006
Get the goose mug.synonymous with 'cool,' as in 'rad' or 'sweet.'
"goos is the new cool"
really goos guy: "hey check me out, i'm about to smoke a cigarette, wear this leather jacket with these sunglasses, and ride my motorcycle - all at once."
goos guy observer: "GOOOOOOOOOS!"
really goos guy: "hey check me out, i'm about to smoke a cigarette, wear this leather jacket with these sunglasses, and ride my motorcycle - all at once."
goos guy observer: "GOOOOOOOOOS!"
by Peri Goos January 9, 2008
Get the goos mug.Shes an amazing friend and is super nice and helpful with everything. Shes really hilarious and makes me laugh a lot more than i probably should. shes just the best also is the hottest person ever tbh
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