Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
by Rojo125 June 24, 2019
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Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.
by ha11sy October 02, 2018
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Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023
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goblin breath

The smell of your breath when waking up in the morning, after having a post midnight snack.
Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.
by Hns89 March 29, 2014
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Goblin Gaming

The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.
Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
by CarsonTheCookdude April 03, 2021
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Spankin' the goblin

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
by Deadwerewolf July 02, 2013
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Dirty Goblin

The phrasedirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.
Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”
by ANTI_999 August 28, 2021
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