german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

by Big wiener October 11, 2013

The German Cornhole

When having gay sex and you roll your partner over, jump off of a high surface, and penetrate his anus. After you are firmly planted into your partner, you twist around and shit down his back.

Jonny: My dad and I did The German Cornhole last week. Im still trying to get ahold of some anal bleach. And I STILL need to scrub the shit off of my back.

by sodacanplus April 26, 2014

German Gribaldi

The newest and most exclusive extreme sport. Incorporating such dazzling moves as the Slow Ride, the Studebaker, and the Galloping Montblanc, it's clearly the new sensation.

"Dude, up for a round of German Gribaldi?"
"Totally. Today's the day I get my skink!"
"No way, man. With the amount you Balzer, there's no way you'll skink it."

by CaptainCourageous May 15, 2005

German Kiss

A blow job.

To stop him from killing himself, Fran had to give Tim a german kiss after she made him watch the Bachelor .

by pylonT February 21, 2014

German candle

When you ejaculate into a girls ear.

Yo man i was doing my girl last night and i busted in her ear.

Dude good work on that German Candle

by xChris Hernandezx August 5, 2007

german circus

when a man and woman are having sex and do very intrecut and intense sex moves, usually acrobatic things like flips.

last night i did the german circus with sally. i flipped her and did the flying trapeze.

by dandingo March 10, 2009

German Occupation

Where a German Man has anal sex with a Polish women, to symbolize the "German Occupation of Poland". Following that, the women must wear a strap-on and attempt to give the male anal sex, as the male must punch her in the face and fight. This is to show Poland's failed attempts at fighting back against the German's. As the third and final act, an American man must preform vaginal sex to the women, after beating up the German man, to symbolize America's help in the freedom of Poland from Germany. The third act may also be preformed with a Russian Man instead of an American man. During this whole "time", the German man must have his arm raised in the Nazi Saluting Position and scream "Heil" in the salute to Hitler.

Hans : Did you sleep with that Pollock last night?

Axel : Yes, there was German Occupation for some time, but an American showed up and ruined it all.

by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010