Gripping the ball so hard

A phrase used to express anger at a situation that caused immense angst.

"Yo I was gripping the ball so hard when I found out my girlfriend peed on my toothbrush."

by D-Wreck vs Me August 20, 2013

titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)

I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

by TheHungarianHeat August 2, 2006

my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

by Hobix June 11, 2008

Lips that grip syndrome

Lips that grips syndrome is when a man dates/sleeps with an obviously toxic woman who has the potential to ruin his life. His justification for going back is that the sex is too good to walk away from.

Charles is dating a woman named Jessica who pressed charges against him, after she suspected they weren't exclusive. She gave herself bruises and cut herself to make it look believable. Charles keeps going back to her despite this. He suffers from Lips that grip syndrome.

by GrungeExpert December 27, 2021

Spider-Man Grip

The position of female masturbation/fingering in which her middle and index finger are moved consistently inside of her vagina in a trigger movement, resembling the finger movement that Spider-Man uses to shoot webs (this position can also be used by a male to the female).

-Person 1: I walked in on her spider-man grip fingering herself HARD dude
-Person 2: wow. H O T.

by super mega masturbator oarlock October 4, 2018

Gorilla Grip Pussy

What Uncle Ben tells you happened.

"Uncle Ben, what happened?"
"Gorilla grip pussy!" *dies*

by beethinglmao January 10, 2023

stinky kung fu grip

When a guy reaches into a girls ass and grabs his own dick to make her pussy tighter...

Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....

by isosevodes April 10, 2009