grabby granny 

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

grabby granny by milphunter March 9, 2015

gossip granny 

Always wanting the gossip. The lates hits and latest couple

KOSTA:Any news today?
KEELY: your such a gossip granny.

gossip granny by I am me don't judge March 14, 2016

Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.

Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.

Fan Granny by leggs1959 August 26, 2016

disco granny 

Crazy old people from the 60s that still think their "hip" so to speak

You're a disco granny

disco granny by The creator of disco granny September 14, 2017

Backwards granny 

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

Backwards granny by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017

scranny granny

An old lady whom inhabits Scranton, PA.

Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.

Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.

scranny granny by prayforplagues666 November 21, 2017

Ur granny tranny 

Worse than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur daddy lesbian'
Will END someone's life

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: Ur granny tranny
Person 1: *dies*

Ur granny tranny by Greasy Grover May 10, 2018