shot glass

1. (n) a small glass container, typically 1.5 US fl oz, used to serve hard liquor.

2. (n) a woman who is so uptight and self-righteous that her vagina is no larger than a shot glass, and about as comfortable to fuck.

See also: blue balls

(1) Hey hand me that shot glass of Patron, I'm about to get wild!

(2) Another Christmas party with Shot Glass? Damn, hand me the Patron!

by malfunctioning box October 11, 2010

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the glass passenger

The upcoming album from Jack's Mannequin proceeding the band's first album, Everything in Transit. Release date is sometime this August(2008). It's a compilation of deeper and complex themes Andrew has melodically created over these past few years which had been frightening and hopeful at the same time. Surviving Leukemia gave this man, my hero, a second chance to do what he loves, and he's doing it damn well.

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me: did you hear about Jack's Mannequin's new album, The Glass Passenger?

you: Who's Jack's Mannequin?

me: They are the best band on the planet with a frontman who inspires, gives hope, and has an inexplicable passion for his music which he passes on to his fans through the airwaves.

by Stephanie I. April 30, 2008

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Google Glass

Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).

Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!

Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)

by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014

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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.

The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".

if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.

Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!

Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by Dhalphir October 27, 2011

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made of glass

someone who is injury prone or weak. someone who suffers injury when they endure mild physical contact.

BRFC member1: "hey man, did you hear sam ashworth's wrecked his shoulder AGAIN?!"

BRFC member2: "haha that kid is made of glass! shoulder, shoulder, concussion, knee, thumb, concussion, ribs and now his shoulder again? he should quit playing rugby, he's just not cut out for it!

by Creep38 October 1, 2010

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