matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds

Chill bro you don't want to be a Matt Giammanco

by Connor Waiting October 19, 2020

Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.

Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!

by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very for english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes

Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.

by bruh what the frick July 21, 2021

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 7, 2021