forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

Shady Forest

A large overgrown section of any urban park, where it is both shady because of the dense tree coverage and because of the almost certain illegal activities taking place there.

Person 1: Wanna go to Prospect Park?
Person 2: Hell yeah! We going to Shady Forest.
Person 1: If there aren't any police around, okay!
Person 3: Where are you guys going?
Person 2: Nowhere.

by met-ro October 17, 2017

forest hopping

The act of doing durgs in the woods, worrying that someone saw you, and moving to another forest

Bro I was smoking weed in the woods behind someone's house and I think they called the cops on me so I had to go forest hopping

by Shoeless219 May 23, 2017

Forest streaking

Basically running naked through a forest nuff said

hey Larry lets go forest streaking to show our freedom

by Epictailz June 5, 2017

forest

tall sticks in ground lion is the king

moo it's a forest

by BESTTTTTT May 7, 2018

The Forest Whitaker Panic Room

When two people have sexual intercourse and one of the two requires to have his/her leg to be stuck in a bear trap, and getting punched in the face to ejaculate. Depending on certain specifics while doing this sexual position it can also be called a: Yukon Rockslide or french country full nelson.

The sexual position was first spoken off in 25th of february in 2018 by twitter user TimAintCool and later was defined and recognized by several reddit users including: Surreal_blue and jelacey.

Last night was amazing but the next time make sure to bring the trap when we try the forest whitaker panic room.

by TostiBuilder February 27, 2018

Forest Fire

When a Woman is trying to find the Dick inside the man's bush and sucks it off

She tried to find my forest fire last night

by WoodyTheFukBoi May 12, 2018