by Dorine May 29, 2018
Get the Funny Fannymug. Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
by fabbityfab September 9, 2012
Get the fanny thiefmug. A giant water borne turd. Often seen floundering on the banks of the Mississippi or traversing the shallows of Washington DC's Potomac River. Originated at Little Tree Hill near Culpeper, Virginia.
by Evinrude Lepre December 14, 2008
Get the Fannie Bassmug. Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".
Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009
Get the Fanny Buffermug. denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'
by Louise and Alison September 11, 2005
Get the fanny-feltmug. fanny webb has two meanings, the first being dirty sex juices that have been left and dried up.
the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.
the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.
"oh fuck, i better fucking clean me up cause im dirty as shit... iv well got fanny webb."
"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"
"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"
by john abdhule October 29, 2008
Get the fanny webbmug. by DaUsualCrew April 26, 2007
Get the fanny woppermug.