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by cab slag ✨ July 30, 2020
Get the faithmug. When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. Faith Is a common name but most Faiths are rich popular and can get anyguy but most of the time let them all down
by Faith Hill (owlgirl) May 18, 2021
Get the Faithmug. Faith is a jaw dropping girl. She is so incredibly beautiful and talented. she dose not accept it though. She brings a smile to my face every time i see her and i wish i could do the same for her. She denies any compliment we give her saying she is the exact opposite. Its kinda disappointing because she dose not realize how amazing she is but i guess that's also a good thing because that means she's always pushing herself to be better. i don't even see how this is possible. how can she get even better? because you are perfect to me faith and you always will be no matter what. I love you faith.
by gui9999 March 5, 2017
Get the faith kelly ann brennanmug. I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
Get the Old Faithfulmug. by i speak english and spanish March 7, 2022
Get the Faithmug. faith is an amazing young lady, fine as F***, and she is very smart when it comes to science, reading, and art
by Royal-Faith January 24, 2022
Get the faithmug.