Emily

The biggest bitch you will ever meet. Literally so prude she makes her less prude friends total bitches. Never bring her to a party, because she will just ruin it. Thinks anything sexual is rude, and will shit on people she doesn't even know. Somehow people like her, and will force you to invite her, but never do it unless you're holding a grudge against the party host. Is extremely ugly and full of herself. A complete and utter cunt.

"Dude, why did you bring Emily?"
"Ugh I'm sorry man, my friend made me bring her."

by Mollie-gae September 27, 2014

Emily

Someone that loves to party and thinks that partying is more important than being loyal

Hey you know Emily ?
Yeah she a party animal

by Emoney 53 September 14, 2016

Emily

Emily cries a lot. She's probably crying right now. When she's not crying she's scissoring or processing. On really special days she scissors, processes, and cries at the same time. You know, typical Virgo shit like masturbating to that tumblr butches with babies and not laughing ever.

You gotta watch out for Emily, she will try to scissor you at the seven sisters meetup.

by scissor fuck November 1, 2014

Emily

A really ugly person. She thinks she's cool but she sucks her dogs dick..

She's such an Emily

by FrankMacoroni December 27, 2014

Emily

Emily is usually associated with people that like to hit themselves in the face with a golf ball, while attempting to tee off. An Emily will usually have the ability to do many things, such as wrecking golf carts, and playing video games.
They are generally like-able, however, and offer much amusement to everyone they come into contact with.

John: Did you see that Emily just now?

Bill: HAHA, yes. Yes i did. Rather amusing Emily, that one was.

by TrendSitter June 15, 2010

Emily

Emily is a porn addict who loves playful sex, treat her right and she’ll give you all the blow jobs in the world, very clean and smells amazing, ass bigger than mars. sexiest girl at sex

emily is amazing at everything

by nonutnovemver November 3, 2020

Emily

A girl with a rather large arse, not too large that if you slapped it, it would shake until Christmas, but just large enough to make you dribble when she walks past.

Guy: mate she is such an Emily

by Ale hemming December 16, 2014