Ely

Ugly

Girl: Ely is ugly

by itchyfatcock April 8, 2020

Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

Elis

Elis is the baddest bitch out there.

person 1: who is the baddest bitch?

person 2: Elis!

by yourhoney November 22, 2021

Elis

A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.

Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.

by not elis November 21, 2021

Eli

A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.

Eli is my daddy

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

Elis

Elis is a friend of mine that weighs about 2 grams and idk why

person1: how much do you weigh?
person2: I weigh about as much as Elis.
person1: Jesus christ

by Mussclik August 9, 2020

eli

(they/them) a very hot brit who is obsessed with fred weasley.

violet: eli is super hot.

by eliish0rny June 24, 2021