by Dicktionaryman November 23, 2021

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!
by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Ely, is a small Western town in Nevada with lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangsters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Meth capital of the world, where you can find dirty needles on the streets and in the mountains.
by Countryboy07250 November 15, 2017

Eli is a bozo, and very emo but he’s one of the people that you’ll never regret meeeting. He’s funny and also tall.
Eli is ur mom
by Urmomdotdotcomm November 8, 2021

Eli, commonly used as a nickname for Elizabeth, is a name given to strong, stunning and kind but sometimes not so kind women. Eli's usually enjoy playing lacrosse and swimming. They are most often athletic and outgoing females who ONLY TAKE DUBS. They are savage, not average. They are way toooo cooool foooor schooool and yeah. Everyone wants to be Eli. Also, they ussually cream out wooohoooooo-oooooo, be jelly, and chicken kitty.
by Ginny2004 May 17, 2018

When a genuine, honest, good looking, modest, hard worker, caring. respecful, person
With no negative qualitys to speak of.
get Mistreated screwed over used etc.
With no negative qualitys to speak of.
get Mistreated screwed over used etc.
Dang I can't Believe Stacy did that to Joey, he strait got elied
You hear Ashley elied another guy, she goin to hell for sure.
It's one thing to wrong an average person. Just don't eling people that's messed up
You hear Ashley elied another guy, she goin to hell for sure.
It's one thing to wrong an average person. Just don't eling people that's messed up
by ChristianAbbie August 28, 2023

A cool ass best friend he’s real asf and let’s you know if you on sum bullshit he’s funny and handsome lowkey
by biggiebongobomb March 25, 2021
