Douche-Wipe 

When the word Douche just isn't enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. This adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. This may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards

Guy: Shut up you fxckin' Douche-wipe!

Guy #2: what did you just call me?

Douche-Wipe by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006

douche wrangler 

the head douche of a group of douches, someone who has the douchiest friends and walks around and wrangles fellow douches to join the "douche train" as i call it. they are sort of like the pied piper but they have a "douchey vibe" coming off them that attracts others to them. an example of this in action was when my friend brought home a chick to the dorms only to find out his roommate the 'douche wrangler' had somehow attracted 10 douches into the room and were watching the ENTIRE lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting. let's just say he didn't get any that night

Shawn: "God, Brian is a dick. he invited a fuckin shit load of douches over last night and packed them into our room like they were sardines."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."

douche wrangler by disco hickman September 30, 2006

douche pose 

The douche pose is a sign of only the biggest douche bags in the history of douche bags. It is usually a photo taken of one's self with one hand pulling up one's shirt to reveal the abs beneath. The douche pose is often on one's myspace page, facebook page, etc.

Bill- Dude did u see Kyle's myspace default?
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose

douche pose by dantheman111794 June 30, 2009

douche or no douche? 

Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.

This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.

Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.

douche or no douche? by GatorBill November 29, 2010

douche canoe 

An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.

Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.

Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!

douche canoe by Steve's Buddy Tim October 26, 2015

douche knocker 

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

douche knocker by nancy & tina May 13, 2005

Douche Muppet 

1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.

I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.

Douche Muppet by Matty.C April 29, 2005