Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.

"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"

by Exactlybruh November 6, 2019

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

pewshing-dong

Means 'your fat' or 'fat' in the language of Gianalexagail

Mary: He's SO pewshing-dong!
George: I know girl!

by NinjaCookiesx3 May 12, 2011

Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

Dong dazzle

This can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb in many instances of extreme "Weiner Happyness"

"Damn Woman, you just Dong Dazzled me!", "Dustin came over last night and freakin Dong Dazzled Me!", "That would make him a Dong Dazzler!"

by Dustbuster22 May 16, 2010

duck dong

Small dick

Yo, Isabella said that guy had a duck dong

by Rick-and-josh August 8, 2016

out donged

to provide a larger dong in a dong competition also known as a dick measuring contest.

damn dude, I believe I've been out donged.

by flexonmyex September 25, 2018