lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.
by polrs September 24, 2019
Get the asian driver no survivor mug.One who is not sexually active, or in the current state of a relationship involving sexual activities. Objects which are involved in sexual active are kissing, making out, oral sex, partner masturbation, and sexual intercourse.
by lizlizsk8gr8 December 6, 2010
Get the sexually deprived mug.1. When you have hard fast intercourse with a girl, and as a result, her cum soaks the sheets of the bed.
shamus: why is my wifes bed so wet?
Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!
shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!
Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!
shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!
by Shamus Mac May 12, 2007
Get the italian pile driver mug.the most common form is when a guy walks by a girl, grabs her ass, and keeps walking.
for all you guys reading this DO NOT ever do this. you will never get laid, and girls will write you off as a horny asshole.
for all you guys reading this DO NOT ever do this. you will never get laid, and girls will write you off as a horny asshole.
girl A: OMG! that fucking asshole just preformed a drive by ass grab on me!
girl B: what a dick! he probably plays video games in his grandma's basement all day
girl B: what a dick! he probably plays video games in his grandma's basement all day
by skytheshadowninja November 30, 2010
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Get the Drive by shooting mug.The act of inserting two fingers into the butt-hole of an unsuspecting individual. This is not a sexual act. It is done to a person with clothes on and is meant purely as a hilarious - and somewhat disgusting - practical joke.
Jeff: Hey...you see Dana over there? You should go flash drive her!
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.
by Jefferson Gay-vis April 25, 2013
Get the flash drive mug.The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
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