December 9

top tier people are born on this day! only some people are born on this day - us. our birthday is on a Monday this year... isn’t that AMAZING?😔

-why is she so cool?
-idk, maybe her birthday is on December 9

-december 9 is soon
-ah, so soon. we need a month to get ready for the day!

by very very very anonymous October 19, 2019

December 6

Nation tell her you like her then kiss her day!

Can’t wait for December 6th to tell her I like her.

by Santa’s girl November 13, 2019

December 3

national heather day

girl 1: “why’d you post savanna on your story?”
girl 2: “it’s December 3! And she’s definitely a heather!”

by lauran h :) November 13, 2020

December 3

National hold hands with your gf/bf day

It’s National hold hands with your gf/bf day

So you get to hold there hand when ever for the 12 hours of December 3

by Jimmyeatswetpancakes🤡 November 28, 2019

Decembuary

The month of the year between December 27 through January 25 (December + January = Decembuary) where you are too lazy to put away your christmas lights and decorations, thus giving a false sense of a time of year.
Its a slur of the two months.

Decembuary is the month where lazy asses are too wasted watching the bowl games to take down their decorations.

by the poster of this word January 1, 2010

December

No bra december this is for the ladies make the boy tempted. By not wearing a bra all December

The girls cant wear a bra all December

by Big_daddy_star_13 November 1, 2019

December 21, Y2K12

The ancient Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, Y2K12, Chuck Norris will be utterly pwned. His demise will spell the end of our protection from aliens. The aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. The whole Y2K12 thing is just a "cooler" way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn't figure that out.

Guy:1 What if the Mayans are right about December 21, Y2K12? Chuck Fan: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!! Guy1: But what if? Chuck Fan: LISTEN..If Chuck Norris loses, the universe will implode, there's no way in hell there will even BE any aliens to invade.

by Xero _ Manifest October 24, 2010