When a man shoots his cum on a womans labia majora and the woman leaves it there until it dries. Then the next man who gets in her pants finds her labia majora encrusted in cum.
by Mike Gallagher September 12, 2005
Get the crusty clam mug.The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
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A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.
by Fbbb September 23, 2010
Get the Crusty Trumpet mug.anything thats nasty, it could be a person, place, idea or object. This thing is such a disgrace that it reminds you of rotten dried crusty cheese. Basically anything disgraceful, disgusting, plain stupid
1. Ewwww look at that Matt kid, his hair is so crusty.
2. That girl Becky has some crusty ass toenails.
3. Ew that boy Bobby is so crusty he tried to touch me in class.
4. That kid Kimani's notes were so crusty I could barely read them.
2. That girl Becky has some crusty ass toenails.
3. Ew that boy Bobby is so crusty he tried to touch me in class.
4. That kid Kimani's notes were so crusty I could barely read them.
by DanaBana October 22, 2010
Get the crusty mug.when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008
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by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008
Get the crusty keys mug.It's that crust that you find around the N64 joystick. Where does it come from? and why is it so crusty?
by Tony Guacamole January 3, 2008
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