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Jiminy Cricket

Your best/most helpful friend. Generally they are quite cute
Person A: Hey, do you know Ronny?

Person B: Yeah, that guy is my Jiminy Cricket
by durplepurple June 18, 2018
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cricket test

A guide to see if person who has chosen to immigrate to the UK (and take up UK citizenship) has integrated with the community.

In a cricket match, do they support the country that they have chosen to live in or do they still support the country that they abandoned.

Test was invented by The Rt Hon Norman Tebbit, A great man of British Politics
by Matthew R Palmer September 26, 2005
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Cracket

the thing you use to clean your pooper after eating taco bell for 3 days straight
nice cracket
by tonylol August 16, 2010
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chris crocker

a young man who is witty, smart and who is loving and carefree. An inspiration to those who want to be individuals. Someone who is not afraid to be themselves no matter what negative attention he may get.
by blu03 December 18, 2009
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Cricket

A slang word to describe cocaine. Usually this lingo is used between the drug dealer and the customer to ensure that no one else knows what you are talking about it. Cricket is used becuase it's a symbol of silence so it implies that we should keep our illegal buisness a secret and not be too flashy about it.

Other Slang terms go along with this to describe the potency of the cocaine like "chirp". Cricket that makes you chirp can be translated to cocaine that is good quality which causes you to feel the effects more strongly.
Yo, this cricket is making me chirp!
Hey, can I get some cricket from you?
This cricket made me chirp all night and I couldn't sleep!
He met someone in the bathroom with cricket and he'll be chirpping all night!
Break out some lines or cricket, I want to chirp!
My snowman has to re-up on some cricket and then we can chirp chirp!
by MemphisCEO October 26, 2010
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the cricket

when you have sex with your friends mom, come on her stomach, and tell her to go make brownies
nick was angry at Chris when he found out that he had given his mother the cricket, but was happy he had brownies for a snack later that day
by launmower January 23, 2009
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Crocked

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
by gc2008 March 20, 2008
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