Caiti

hehehe this is weird

haha haha hahshhahahahahha

by meee February 24, 2005

citizen country

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing

for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

by Sexydimma October 8, 2020

critical observation

i dont know mothafucka

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?

by the fuck? October 28, 2013

Critical Masturbation

1. What happens when you get two or more bicycle enthusiasts in a room. Typical topics of conversation include: How much their bikes/components/spandex bodysuits cost; How cyclists get no respect from motor vehicles, which they totally deserve and ought to fight for, even though the usual rules of the road--like stoplights, crosswalks, and one-way streets--obviously don't apply to bicycles; and What brand of toe clip/leg wax/douchenozzle is appropriate for race day?

2. The world's largest monthly circlejerk.

CABBIE: Sorry sir, it looks like we have a delay.
PASSENGER: Can't we go around?
CABBIE: Nope, they got the whole road shut down. Looks like some kind of douche pride parade.
PASSENGER: Oh, it's that time of the month: Critical Masturbation.

by Harry Bergdorf May 3, 2010

citied

To be watching "Sex and the City".

Where is Sylvia? Oh she's in the room, she's citied.

by abstrak8 March 14, 2005

Caitin

Caitin. She is normally tall. Has red or auburn hair. Always smiling. Tries her best to be a friend. Always seen laughing, dancing or with kids. Mature. Silly. Is known as a walking musical.

Caitin is a friend a friend would love to have.

by Zeeksjones October 18, 2017

Cuntstructive Cliticism

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.

"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."

by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017