Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

creamy bucket

a packed bucket (gravity bong) filled with such thick smoke it looks creamy usually from slowly pulling and twisting the bucket when burning the green.

Here bro that wis a heavy creamy bucket that am fuckin gouchin aff that

by Jilalabi December 12, 2024

Creamy Muldoon

The act of two guys facing each other with their erect penises touching one another while another person of any gender lubes them up and gives them both a handjob in unison until they both ejaculate. The closer to orgasming simultaneously the better.

Terry offered to give Mike and Dylan a Creamy Muldoon to celebrate their graduation.

by Nomorehangups December 31, 2024

creayun

a piece of fucking shit eaglercraft/minecraft java server that is full of groomers, racists, roleplayers, and porn lovers

porn mayo » i heard that if you aim your dick just right and cum,
porn mayo » you will cum on aliens
porn mayo » and have remote sex with them
porn mayo » imagine if aliens are compatible, ima fuck fuck fuck
porn mayo » speaking of compatible, did you know that vaporeon
Operator Super_Sonic » u weared mayo
porn mayo » is gonna get fucked by me tomorow?
???????
porn mayo » oh the old timey fucks didnt give a shit
Player Zayne_Malik » mauricio get away pls
porn mayo » whether you were black or white, boy or girl
Operator Super_Sonic » aammyyyyy
porn mayo » they just fucked fucked fucked, until the cows came home
bro what
porn mayo » ITS ZOOPHILIA TIME WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN
owner YeeishVigg9696 » wait what
Player Zayne_Malik » STOP
porn mayo » ITS JAKE FUCKIN TIME!
what is bro ooon
porn mayo » CUMMING IN THE SNOW
porn mayo » LA LA LA LA
porn mayo » IM
Pop1322 » {:/ Im alone
Player Zayne_Malik » WHY WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
porn mayo » no im out in public
porn mayo » outside a fucking library
amogus » creayun is a shitshow

by Parker2991 January 23, 2025

Creamy Diablo

Cumming in a girl named Katie's mouth after eating Flaming Hot Cheetos all day.

Bruh...i gave her that creamy diablo

by Willy Fisterbutt March 7, 2025

Creamy

To stan someone or something with a sensual yet sentimental intensity

"Did you see how George Osbourne was crying at Thatcher's funeral?"

"OMG yes, he's so creamy for her it's embrassing."

by billy_cream March 14, 2025