Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024

Crashing Out

Entering a short/momentary phase of intense depression, often accompanied by horrible decision making, and a lack of motivation overall. Some symptoms of Crashing Out include: bedrotting, texting your ex-situationship, hyperfixating on socializing with one person and only that person, low energy, low libido, and vitamin D deficiency. Gen-Z and young millenials are the most common victims of Crash-outs, as these people tend to be the most chronically online, and socially sheltered.

"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a few days, is everything alright?"

"yeah i'm fine, just been crashing out"

by Simsonchin July 6, 2024

crash and gas

The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.

--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!

I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?

by vordmeister July 8, 2011

Crashing a Jet

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.

Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!

by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011

Crash

Here you go, way too fast
Don't slow down, you're gonna crash
You should watch, watch your step
Don't look out, gonna break your neck
So shut, shut your mouth
'Cause I'm not listening anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to last a lifetime through
So what do you want of me
Got no words of sympathy
And if I go around with you
You know that I get messed up, too
With you
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Here you go, way too fast
Don't slow down, you're gonna crash
You don't know what's been going down
You've been running all over town
So shut, shut your mouth
'Cause I'm not listening anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to last a lifetime through
So what do you want of me
Got no cure for misery
And if I go around with you
You know that I get messed up, too
With you
With you
With you

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(Slow down, you're gonna crash)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

by Death Menace May 28, 2023

crash out

presley baker

when she sees her ex w a GREMLIN of a human.

presley crash out when she sees the GREMLIN

by reilee c July 10, 2024

passive crash out

When you have something to deal with that's worth crashing out, but you're calm enough not to; yet the crash out still happens internally.

(Made up two days ago)

You: "I failed the exam I studied 40 hours for, I'm about to crash out"
Bro: "let's have a 'passive crash out'

by klo&cori2 January 28, 2025