Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles

I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.

by 1956315649 September 25, 2014

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020