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Dirty Craig

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.
Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.
by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024
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craig federighi

Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)

2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC

3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans

(the best Apple executive for sure)
OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)
by swifventie February 6, 2023
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Craig

A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.
by Craygwirls November 2, 2022
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Billy Craig

A good ol southern man that works hard but plays harder. His family is the most important thing in his life. A man who uses his head instead of his emotions to make decisions.
Ol billy Craig sure does love his kids
by Walfjei November 23, 2021
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craig trotts

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks
by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
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craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
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Craig Cooper

That’s a right Craig cooper of a boy!!
by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020
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