mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019

craig wilkins

Craig wilkins who teaches 8th grade is the hottest person alive and deserves the world

Craig wilkins is super hoy

by Medopedo April 17, 2021

Craig

A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids

Hang that fucking craig

by A person who hates all craigs February 12, 2022

Craig

An atrocious human being that is addicted to zyns and snow. According to the book of Streetalations Page 7 Verse 59; He is the definition of diabolical scheming, always on demon time. People do not know if a Craig is real because they are always ghosting women. In order to become a Craig, first you must meet a Mandy.

I busted a Craig last weekend at DTR.

by El compa Fugation April 9, 2025

Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022

Craig

This is someone who constantly complains about not having a girlfriend but doesn't do anything about it.

Damn! That guy is exactly like Craig!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

Craig

Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.

Hey who's the dude you got hammered with who protected you from the others?
Oh that's craig

by King spud the first January 1, 2023