Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.

Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!

by Rod Peters November 4, 2025

Chocolate covered mustang

when a Latin female has a nice ass and body but and ugly face.

Hey G! Look at that chocolate covered mustang at 5 o’clock!

by Kaystorm16 November 10, 2025

cover rattle

Cigarette packets covered in rattles to shake some sense into smokers

Someone: “Hey bro i just saw your mom smoking ew”

Someone else: “dw bro i put cover rattles on it so she can quit”

Someone: “nice bro”

by ezhasbigbalz July 9, 2021