Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.
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Get the couch material mug.A couch that a sick person lays on until they feel better. Healthy individuals must find somewhere else to sit, as a sick couch is reserved for a sick person. To convert a couch to a sick couch, add a blanket and bed pillow. A sick couch should be within reach to a table that holds some or all of the following items: tissues, ginger ale, pain reliever, chicken noodle soup.
by sick girl2 March 14, 2011
Get the sick couch mug.Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
by Nita81 October 17, 2011
Get the Couch Patting mug.To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
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Get the Couch surfer mug.Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
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