Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife May 12, 2018
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Mo: Hey man, I've been feeling so down in the dumps
Jad: Dude you need to get yourself a Colin to show you the way
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by FarAltec8250 July 21, 2024
Get the Colinmug. Someone that thinks that he has lots of friends but will never have the self confidence to say that he's lonely.
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by zombie365 July 5, 2017
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by Colin Foy September 16, 2020
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by yeetyourfeet June 12, 2019
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