COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

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COD

short for Call of Duty, a game series everyone thinks is going back to being good before the new game launches, then they play it and say it's garbage for any reason they can think of.

Person 1: "Bro, have you seen the new COD trailer?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."

*A week after the game launches.*

Person 1: "This game is ass bro."

Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."

by monkeybruhcodes January 12, 2021

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Sned The Cod

Live life to its fullest

I wanna sned the cod all Night and party every day

by Wingus and the ping pong boys July 15, 2022

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Cod Temple

A complex corridor of tuff and stone, named as such for the multiple overarching cod-head statues that peer over the main hallway with their beady eyes. Built by Grian in Hermitcraft: Season 10 to attempt to manifest a Mending Book.

"Wanna check out my secret Cod Temple?"
"You need mental help."

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the big cod

A term used to describe someone who has an exaggerated sense of self being or worth. The term was popularized in the series Hogan's Heroes where Colonel Hogen would call Colonel Klink "the old cod", with Klink thinking that it was an American expression of flattery.

In coastal fishing towns the "big cod" is equivalent to the "one that got away" and the person called "the big cod" is therefore the teller of the most fantastic or outlandish stories.

The locals called him "the big cod" as he fashioned himself as quite the ladies man and always had an entertaining tale to tell.

by Amanda Pierce December 28, 2007

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