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Charles E

1. A middle-aged man, generally of french/canadian descent (or of any descent but known for being a back-stabbing, ignorant bastard) who expends more time and energy avoiding work by filing fraudulent disability and workers' comp claims than the energy it would take to actually work a full-time job. 2. A man who has been out of work for so long that boredom and inactivity has resulted in him developing homosexual pedophilia. He masturbates and dreams of molesting little boys.

A Charles E differs from "white trash" in that he portrays himself as moral, friendly, descent and "victimized" in public but behind closed doors,is generally abusive and a world-class asshole to his many kids and wife. To be classified a "Charles E", one must spend no less than 6 total months collecting workers' comp, disability or either combined with welfare. A Charles E usually smokes heavily and has some minimum skill level or trade experience but is too lazy to work. A Charles E can not help to blame those closest to him for his bad "lot in life" and is genetically unwilling and incapable to take any responsibility.
He got hurt and is "Charles E'in" it. He's layin' around like a "Charles E". He's a goddamn Charle E. Work is pissed at him because he's "Charles E'in 'em". They won't hire him because he's a "Charles E". He's pullin' an "uncle chucky". "Charles E Mode".
Keep your eye out when you're on the playground for "uncle chucky".
by basetounit9 September 23, 2008
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Charles Dickens effect

1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens

2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced
if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.
by joelj March 7, 2009
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James Charles Porn

The most amazing porn you will ever see. James Charles is riding another dude while wearing makeup and yelling "Yes sister!"
Person 1: " Did you see the James Charles porn?
Person 2: "Yeah that shit was lit af"
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Pull a James Charles

To date a straight man. Used by bi and gay guys.
Oop girl I'mma have to pull a James Charles because he is cuteeeee.
by issaurbankid December 15, 2018
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Friend of Prince Charles

A paedophile.

The term stems from the statistically remarkable number of convicted child sex-offenders among the servants, friends and acquaintances of a certain member of the British Royal Family.
"Of course people had been saying for years that Savile was 'a friend of Prince Charles', so it's not like it was a huge secret or anything."
by Beezus Fuffoon September 19, 2018
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James Charles

James Charles was born in 1858 during the great depression. James was then drafted on the side of the Zulu's during the war, then left due to them "having a better tan than him". James would go on to form the illuminati in 1902, and would work on project "Gay". James was a pacifist during the war as it didn't benefit his make-up brand. James then went on to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "The Enola Gay" -> "James is Gay". James then went on to commit the Armenian genocide, and used the bones of the crushed up Armenians to produce his make up brand. James worked along side Lennin to start the Russian revolution of 1917. It was infact James that burnt down the Reichstag. James then placed nukes in Cuba. In 2001, James commited a terrorist attack on 11th September.
by German1939_holidayz February 19, 2020
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James Charles

A man so gay his last name is dickinson. Dick-in-son

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A large faggot who still playes minecraft

A man the luuuuuuuvs to cum in other inoccent strait men
Holy shit that poor man just got james charles'ed
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