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Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008
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Cellot

The categorization of individuals who pull out their cellphones at inappropriate periods of time, regardless of surrounding social activity and social propriety.(i.e. pulling out a cell phone while on a date, pulling out a cell phone mid sentence without warning.)

Cellots also have a series of telling behaviors, such as hurridly reaching for their phones on whenever the generic nokia ringer is within earshot. They also feel the need to convert all non-cellots to cell phone owners.
1.)"Man, that chick Dana whipped out her phone to talk to her ex while we were out on a dinner date"

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stem cells

Cells that maintain the ability to replicate them selves as well as form other cells of the body.
Two major classificiations exist; embyronic stem cells which are totipotent or pluripotent and can make any cell of the organisms body and adult or tissue specific stem cells which are multipotent and can produce only a limited range of cell types.
Often confused by the laymen and stupid right-wing politicians as tiny little babys but really more similar to dandruff than babys.
Maybe if we said that some gay french muslims were using diabetes and parkinsons to terrorize christian evangeslists he would athorize 200 billion dollars and 2000 cell lines (or paa-tench-al persons 4 u Dubs), (though at 50 trillion cells per dead GI we should really get around 100'000 trillion stem cells)
by MJAGM September 19, 2005
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Cello Slut

A girl who will do anything for a guy who plays the cello.
Steve plays the cello to get lindsey coolidge, a cello slut, to let him touch her breast.
by redemption99 June 26, 2009
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Celli

tthe conductor motioned for the celli to decrescendo.
by amelie January 22, 2005
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cello

The Cello is played between the legs. Sexy, no?

Damn...That Cello player is pimpin'.
by Kung Pow November 22, 2006
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cellfie

Taking a picture of yourself from your prison cell.
Prisoner: "This is an 8x10 of me livin it up in my 8x10. Cellfie!"
by Cellm8 May 15, 2014
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